youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

fue-go:


want

fue-go:

want

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

memphismayfreeze:

pppppppppreach

memphismayfreeze:

pppppppppreach

wonderfulsenses:

want more love/life quotes like this?